Improv 2, Post 9, Week 12

Poems of the Pope
Nicanor Parsra

I

They just elected me Pope:
I'm the most famous man in the world!


II

Now I'm at the top of the ecclesiastical profession
and I can die in peace


III

The Cardinals are angry
because I don't treat them like I used to
too solemn?
but I'm the Pope goddamn it...


IV

First thing tomorrow
I'll move into the Vatican.


V

The title of my address:
How to Succeed in the Ecclesiastical Profession


VI

Congratulations are pouring in
every newspaper in the world
has my picture on the front page

and one thing's for sure:
I look much younger than I really am


VII

Ever since I was a boy
I wanted to be Pope
why's everybody so surprised
I worked like a dog
to get what I wanted


VIII

Holy Mother of God
I forgot to bless the multitude!



Poems of Michael Jackson
Casey LaRue

I


My family is thinking of starting a band:
I'll be the most famous kid in the world!



II


Now I'm at the top of the charts
and can live without worry


III


My friends are angry
because I don't treat them like I used to
too rich?
But hell, I'm Michael Jackson...


IV


First thing tomorrow
I'll move into Neverland Ranch.


V


The title of my next song:
Thriller


VI


Sales are through the roof
every newspaper in the world
has my picture on the front page

and one thing's for sure:
I look much smoother than I really am


VII


Ever since I was a boy
I wanted to be a singer
why's everybody so impressed
I did what I loved
to get where I wanted

VIII


Holy Mother of God
I guess this is it!